Since I last posted, I have done virtually nothing on Ultimate Cliche Guide, because I'm a lazy ass. It's true. There goes my hope of it being a summer assignment...

To make me even more of a Flash two-timer, I started a collab. It's the Newgrounds Intro Collab. So far I have 8 submissions and a few other people who have joined but not submitted anything.

In terms of NG standings: I have got to Level 10! I also started flagging reviews and got up to Bronze, but then something weird happened, and I went down to normal. It happened with a good few people...

EDIT: Now it's Garbage. Fuck.

Now, other news..hmm...well, it's not NG-related, but I was an extra in a film directed by Neil Jordan (Breakfast on Pluto, Intermission) and starring Colin Farrell (Phonebooth, Intermission) but it was a bit shit 'cos it rained a lot and I got really wet, but I suppose it is Ireland...

Umm....I'm working up to an epic news post, but I'm not sure what it's gonna be about yet....

And I saw the Dark Knight a week or so ago. It was so good, especially Heath Ledger as the Joker.

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?