Looking for 8 VAs for animation, current working title: Ultimate Cliche Guide

It's basically a parodical animation using as many movie cliches as I can.

Below are the character details. They're fairly non-precise, just a rough idea to work around.

Emily
American (blond) woman, age between late teens and early 20s.
No. of lines: 3
Sample line: Oh my God, we're all gonna die!

Sam
American (black) man, age around 30. Deep voice.
No. of lines: 6
Sample line: Guys, I know what to do!

Arnold
American old man, any age over 60 (not looking for 60-year-old VA). Perverted
No. of lines: 1
Sample line:Tell me, ya like tits?

Dr. Sabreleg
Eastern european (Russian) evil genius type thing. Age approx. 40
No. of lines: 8
Sample line: This is your new pilot, Dr. Sabreleg. Prepare to DIE!

John
American hero. Like an American James Bond. Age approx. 20
No. of lines: 14
Sample line: OK, I think we should storm into the cabin, and fight them! Who's got a gun?

Stewardess
American, or latin American, or anything really, stewardess. Any age.
No. of lines: 2
Sample line:Would youlike anything?

Hakuro
Eastern Asian man. Age approx. 25.
No. of lines: 2
Sample line: Good luck guys!

Aeroplane pilot
American male pilot. Any age after 20.
No. of lines: 1
Sample line: Hello and welcome aboard Disaster Airlines filght 792. We are currently flying over Bolivia. Please enjoy your...

PM me if you're interested with a demo reel or a recording of one of the sample voices you want to do. Feel free to do as many of those voices as you want, I'm unlikely to get 8 VAs....Deadline is a month from now, so that's 10-8-08, or if you're American: 8-10-08

BE WARNED: The characters Emily, Sam, and John swear in their parts, if that puts you off....

In other news, I still have that freakin' virus!